1.Playa's Only
Vocal:R.Kelly/The Game
'I hope yall got yall playa's card cause yall aint getting in
unless ya do
Its Kell's yall still got the world surrounded for the
non-believers'
Playa's only where them chicks be checkin their bodies
Up in the club where they get real naughty
Take um from here to the private parties where there aint
nothing but
Playa's only where the playa's be spinnin a lot of dough
Honies got ass bouncing on the floor
This is how we behind the playa's door
(She on the floor) surrounded by them playa's and thugs
(She on the floor) the girls gone wild in the clubs
(In V.I.P.) Got drough with a bottle of bub
(She don't care) Shakin ass just throwin em up
I'd really like to get to know her the way she warms her
Bodie up now she heated got me heated up
I can find I really wanna beat it up
So her how I hit the bottle and spend it up
You don't gotta worry bout being alone
Cause tonight we'll be together in my home
Exit out the club bouncin our domes
Got that red coupe matchin the chrome
Put that body in motion motion
And watch it wave like ocean ocean
Now break it down and worm it worm it
Now bring it up and shake it shake it
Playa's only where them chicks be checkin their bodies
Up in the club where they get real naughty
Take um from here to the private parties where there aint
nothing but
Playa's only where the playa's be spinnin a lot of dough
Honies got ass bouncing on the floor
This is how we behind the playa's door
I'm still fresh like uh impala uh
Dre's young guns still ridin the base drums (Chi)
Four times platinum hate it or love it I'm still number one
Still in the hood one hand on my gun
And my trigger finger still make b**hes cum
I mean the one with the ring and the tounge
Compton uh Kelly found her in the slums
Shakin that rump both hands on the pumps
Send her home with me I'll have your girl yellin uhhh
Kell's my b*** drunk but until girlfriend still wanna have fun
Pass the blunt let her drink red rum
Bet she aint never seen a penthouse at the Trump
Me and R been around the world and we'll give it to you just how
u like it girl
Girl you on a mission step in club shuttin down competition
The way you walk it talk it switch it
And when the doors close handle yur business
Now make your booty go
(boom boom boom boom) Break it down now
(boom boom boom boom) Bring it up now
(boom boom boom boom) Push it back girl
(boom boom boom boom) Now shake shake it shake it shake it
Out the club in the coupe to the mansion
We gone get bent up to the morning
Layin back in the chair while you wind it
Lap dance on me girl bump and grind it
We gone do it till we drop it until the part stop we gone keep
it hot
Playa's only where them chicks be checkin their bodies
Up in the club where they get real naughty
Take um from here to the private parties where there aint
nothing but
Playa's only where the playa's be spinnin a lot of dough
Honies got ass bouncing on the floor
This is how we behind the playa's door
I like it when you flip that bump that roll that
shake that drop that rope that Make it go clap clap
I like it when you flip that bump that roll that
shake that drop that rope that Make it go clap clap
Playa's only where them chicks be checkin their bodies
Up in the club where they get real naughty
Take um from here to the private parties where there aint
nothing but
Playa's only where the playa's be spinnin a lot of dough
Honies got ass bouncing on the floor
This is how we behind the playa's door
2.Happy Summertime(Remix)
Vocal:R.Kelly/Snoop Dogg
3.Sex In The Kitchen
Girl you're in the kitchen
Cooking me a meal
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
Walk around in your t-shirt
Nothing else on
Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang
I want
Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed
How would you like it, baby
(How would you like that?)
Tell me right now pretty baby
Hey man, I'm gon call you back
Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe
I'm saying to myself she better go put on some clothes
Tickling and teasing
Doing that little dance
Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo
'gain
Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love, I'll be feasting
Girl you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on 500
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time
4.Slow Wind
5.Put My T-Shirt On
6.Remote Control
7.Kickin' It With Your Girlfriend
8.Reggae Bump, Bump
Vocal:R.Kelly/Elephant Man
9.Touchin
Vocal:R.Kelly/Nivea
10.Girls Go Crazy
Vocal:R.Kelly/Baby
11.Hit It Til The Morning
Vocal:R.Kelly/Twista/Do Or Die
12.Sex Weed
13.Sex Love Is What We Makin
14.Burn It Up
Vocal:R.Kelly/Wysen/Yindell
15.Trapped In The Closet Chapter 1
Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, 'Good morning, darlin', from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning
sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long
Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, 'You can't go this way'
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, 'Woman move out my way'
Said, 'I got a wife at home'
She said, 'Please don't go out there'
'Lady, I've got to get home'
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs
'Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet'
She said, 'Don't you make a sound
Or some shit is going down'
I said, 'Why don't I just go out the window?'
'Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor'
'Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet'
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house
Then he walks in and yells, 'I'm home'
She says, 'Honey, I'm in the room'
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', 'Honey, I've been missin' you'
She hops all over him
And says, 'I've cooked and ran your bath water'
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an
Oscar
Throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
I'm in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, 'There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it'
And I'm like, 'God please, don't let this man open this closet'
He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, 'Baby, come back to bed'
He says, 'Bitch, say no more'
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...
16.Trapped In The Closet Chapter 2
Well...
Now he's staring at me like
As if he was starin in a mirror
She yells honey let me explain
He says you don't have to go no further
I can clearly see what's goin on
Behind my back, in my bed, in my home
Then I said wait a minute now hold on
I said mister we can work this out
She said honey don't lose control
Tried to get him to calm down
He said ho I should've known
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt
I said we need to resolve this
Then he stepped to me, I'm like whoa
There's a reason I'm in this closet
He says, yeah like what, are you talkin clothes
I met this girl at the Paje's club
And she told me she didn't have a man
Then he said man please,
I'd kill you if you didn't have that gun in ya hand
And I said but yo chick chose me
He said don't give me that mack shit please
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and says I'm not the one you after
He says somethin I bet you didn't know my man
Did she tell you that I was a pastor
I said well good that's betta right
Why can't we handle this Christian- like
And I started to put the gun down
Til I saw his face still had a frown
She started cryin, sayin baby I'm sorry
Then he said baby not as sorry as you're gonna be
I started inchin out
He says no I want you to see this
Said I gotta get out this house
He said not til I reveal my secret
I'm like what is goin on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
Hello, Baby, turn the car around
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click)
He looks at me and says well since we're all comin out the
closet
I'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted
She said what do you mean
And he said just wait and see
I said somebody betta talk to me
And then his phone rang
He picks up and somebody says sweetheart I'm downstairs
And he's like I'll buzz you up
I'm on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs
And I'm like who is this mystery lady that you're talking to
He says in time you both will know the shockin truth
Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a
long, long time
Then I said now Imma shoot you both if you don't say what's on
ya mind
He said wait I hear somebody comin up the stairs
And I'm lookin on the door
He says I think you betta sit down in the chair
I says I'm gonna count to four
1, he says mister wait
2, she says please don't shoot
3, he says don't shoot me
4, she screams
Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands
He opens the door, I can't believe it's a man
17.Trapped In The Closet Chapter 3
Here we are. The four of us...
In total shock... Me and her.
I closed my mouth and swallowed spit,
And I'm thinking to myself, 'This is some deep shit!'
And I said 'So you're gonna tell me he's the one he's been
talking to?'
He says, 'Yes', I say, 'No', he says, 'Yes', I say, 'No', he
says, 'It's the truth!'
I said, 'All of ya'll ass is crazy, let me up out this door,
Because this is way more than I bargained for'
She says, 'Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this'
Then I said, 'I'm late, plus I ain't gotta damn thing to do with
this!'
But then she said, 'Wouldn't you just like to know how it all
began?'
Then I thought to myself, and said, 'Quick, you got three
minutes'
Then it got real quiet, I said, 'Somebody start talking'
She said, 'My God, Rufus! I've got just one question,
how could you do something like this? I'm so hurt!'
He looked at her and said, 'Bitch please, you've got your nerves
With all your club hoppin', lyin' when you said you was
shoppin'.
And now here you are in our home, and you're callin' me wrong.'
'Okay you busted me! And that much I agree, you caught me
cheatinggg!
But this is a little extreme!'
He said, 'You are my wife sleeping behind my back.
And now I come home and you got him in the closet, how extreme
is that?!'
And she said, 'But she's a he!'
And he said, 'Please, you can't judge me'
She said, 'But this is crazy!'
And I said, 'Stop arguing!
I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out,
So get to the point, or I swear I'm out!'
'Excuse me, please, but I think I can explain what's going on in
here.
My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus about a year,
At midnight creeping around there not staying around to standing
living in hell, sleepin in and out of hotels...'
I said, 'Brother, spare the details!'
Then Rufus said, 'Chuck, please! Don't say nothing else!'
Then she screams, 'Rufus you son of a bitch,'
He says, 'Cathy, go to hell!'
I said, 'I thought you said your name was Mary, that what you
said at the party.
Man this is gettin scary imma shoot somebody!'
Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying, 'Cathy, this is
all your fault!'
She throws a pillow at him and says, 'You were creeping too, the
only difference is you didn't get caught!'
Chuck screamed out, 'We're in love!'
Cathy says, 'Love my ass!'
Rufus said thei're getting married then I shoot one in the air!
I said, 'Not annother one of you sons of bitches say a word!
Cuz all this shit I'm goin thru is unheard!'
I grabbed my cellular
I said, 'This is so wrong,'
I call up my home,
And a man picks up the phone phone phone phone.....
18.Trapped In The Closet Chapter 4
Now I'm dashin home
Doin 85
Swervin lane to lane
Wit fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts
Runnin through my mind
I'm thinkin about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I
get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Whoo whoo whoo)
Damn, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinkin twice
He hopped out the car and walked over to me
And said license and registration please
I looked up at him and said
Officer, is there somethin wrong
He said no, except you were were doin 85 in a 60 mile zone
Then I said officer
Let me explain please
Ya see the truth of the matter is
Is that I have an emergency
He said no excuses
And no exception
I said this is some bull...as he gave me the ticket
Said have a nice day and walked away
I said yeah right and drove away
Then I turned my radio on
And did 70 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go in through the back
Bust up in the house and she screamin
Whats all that for
Then I'm like woman I called this house
And a man picked up my phone
Then she said calm down
Did you forget
My brother Twan came home
Oh...
And thats all I could say was oh
Wit a stupid look on my face
Said I forgot he came home today
And she said thats okay
Because honey I understand
She said you dont have to explain
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and start gettin it on
And she started bitin her lip
Grabbing me and makin noise
Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin
It's all yours
I said I love you
And she said I love ya, too
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said baby go deeper please
And thats when I start goin crazy
Like I was tryin to give her a baby
The room feel like its spinnin
We keep turnin and turnin
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin
The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild
And starts screamin my name
Then I said baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please no dont stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg
She says you're the perfect lover
I said I cant go no further
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber...
19.Trapped In The Closet Chapter 5
And now I'm like
Well, Well, Well
What the fuck is this?
A condom in my bed?
You better start talkin bitch
Before I take a match and burn this motherfucka down
I said you better start talkin and start talkin right goddamn
now
Then she said baby, I'm so speechless
Then I said my baby, your gonna be breathless
If you don't start talkin quick
Woman I'm gon have a fit
You don't know what your fucking with
Girl you better cut the bullshit
Now it's obvious somebody's been all up in my home
In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes
Now I'm sniffin and lookin around
Suspicious like someone's here
Then i looked in her eyes and in her eyes were so much fear
Pull out my gun and say is he still here
She shook her head and said no
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out he left right after you called
I said what the fuck was you thinkin?
You thought that I wouldn't find this out?
And then I said you must be crazy
or on crack to have somebody up in my motherfuckin house
She hopped up and said thats enough
She said I can't take no more
And then she said you've made your point
But now it's time to even the score
She said I know all about last night
And where you went when you left the club
Yeah that's right nigga I was there
With this guy in the back of the club
I said I thought you was with your girls
She said I thought you was with your guys
She said you was at that bitch's house
And don't you even try to act surprised
I say bay, she says shut up
Don't you say a word
There aint nothin you can say
That I aint already heard
Then I said woman dont you try to turn it all around
Because the fact remains that someone else was in my house
Then she said your right about that
Somethin did go down
But I dont have to turn it around
Cuz what goes around comes back around
I'm movin a little closer to her
She trippin over furniture
She said wait precious let me explain
I said no need to just gimme his name
And then she says uhh, uhh, I say uhhh what?
She says please sit down in the chair and I say no I'm standing
up
Then she cries out I'm so scared to tell you because of
what you might do
Then I scream look girl you better gimme this mans name
I'm not playin wit you
She says ok
wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself said it sound familiar
said I'd prolly know her if I'd seen her
Then I said anyway girl
What the hell does that got to do with this man
She said he know my girl Roxanne
I say who the hell is Roxanne
Then she say Roxanne's a friend of mine who knew this guy
named Chuck
Chuck's cool with this guy named Rufus
and I'm sittin there like what the fuck
Then she says Rufus wife is Cathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to the policeman that stopped
you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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